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Thread: Quote of the Day!
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18-07-2008, 11:57 #11
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Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
Otto von BismarckCattle die, kindred die, every man is mortal:
But I know one thing that never dies,
the glory of the great dead.
Havamal
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18-07-2008, 12:17 #12
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Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Terry PratchettCattle die, kindred die, every man is mortal:
But I know one thing that never dies,
the glory of the great dead.
Havamal
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18-07-2008, 12:32 #13
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Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania'...or 'teria'.
Matt GroeningCattle die, kindred die, every man is mortal:
But I know one thing that never dies,
the glory of the great dead.
Havamal
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18-07-2008, 12:55 #14
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EVERY HAPPY MAN HAS AN EX-WIFE
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19-07-2008, 18:03 #15
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19-07-2008, 23:11 #16
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I was at Loftis for Jesus today, WOW! AWESOME, could have filled this section with quotes by Angus Buchan
ABHMI am studying an awesome brand of leg fighting which was inspired by dung beetles and I think my brand of Kraft Manure is superior to all other styles ever invented. Furthermore I challenge all other manurists to a rolling contest where we shall establish whose manure ball is the biggest! I shall call it Honest Kraft Manure and declare it superior to all other brands of manure and will tell you that I have claimed the lineage directly to Imshi the great Dragon Kru Master Beetler who invented manuring, by gathering all manure from different animals together and making it work as the worlds most effective fertilizer. I proved myself by being members of not one but three super elite special gardening departments who were responsible for spreading manure to combat weed infestations!
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19-07-2008, 23:12 #17
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Could I however give the most short sighted quote in history!
"Major combat operations in Iraq are now over!"
GW BushI am studying an awesome brand of leg fighting which was inspired by dung beetles and I think my brand of Kraft Manure is superior to all other styles ever invented. Furthermore I challenge all other manurists to a rolling contest where we shall establish whose manure ball is the biggest! I shall call it Honest Kraft Manure and declare it superior to all other brands of manure and will tell you that I have claimed the lineage directly to Imshi the great Dragon Kru Master Beetler who invented manuring, by gathering all manure from different animals together and making it work as the worlds most effective fertilizer. I proved myself by being members of not one but three super elite special gardening departments who were responsible for spreading manure to combat weed infestations!
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22-07-2008, 14:50 #18
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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
Matt Groening
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
Matt Groening,
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Matt GroeningCattle die, kindred die, every man is mortal:
But I know one thing that never dies,
the glory of the great dead.
Havamal
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22-07-2008, 18:34 #19
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Cop Radio: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead.
Brian: Is it just me or is rap getting lazier?
(Family Guy episode)
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22-07-2008, 20:43 #20
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Larry Vickers on red dot optics for rifles" I dont care if you have to star in a gay porn flick to afford it you need a red dot"
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