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    Default HELP!! Muzzle rhyme needed

    Guys I'm in need of a rhyme to help teach children muzzle awareness.

    GOSA is running a school program that focuses on firearm safety for children.

    In the program we teach a number of things.

    Two of the points are Muzzle and Trigger awareness.

    For trigger we will be using "Keep your booger hooker off the bang switch" which is a standard range joke. More importantly, it's at the level where kids will absorb, retain and regurgitate it.

    I need something similar for muzzle awareness.

    Help please.
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    Default Re: HELP!! Muzzle rhyme needed

    If you look into the muzzle, a bullet will turn your brain into a puzzle. Perhaps a bit graphic for use with kids but that is the cleanest my twisted mind could come up with.

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    Default Re: HELP!! Muzzle rhyme needed

    Another one. Muzzle sweep will make your friends mommy weep.
    Or
    A bullet to the head will put you permanently to bed.

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    Default Re: HELP!! Muzzle rhyme needed

    Don't ever point guns at friends, that could be where the friendship ends!

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    Default Re: HELP!! Muzzle rhyme needed

    Keep clear of the muzzle or else there will be trouble?

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    Default Re: HELP!! Muzzle rhyme needed

    Nice guys. Please keep them coming.

    Thank you.
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    Default Re: HELP!! Muzzle rhyme needed

    hahaha!!! You guys have some awesome rhymes!

    Keep the muzzle trained safely ahead, and no one will end up dead!

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    Default Re: HELP!! Muzzle rhyme needed

    Be aware of your muzzle, where its pointed is no puzzle
    Muzzle always in a safe direction, this is not a misconception.
    If you want to kill or die, then ignore this little rhyme

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    Default Re: HELP!! Muzzle rhyme needed

    Where you aim
    Is no game

    Almost rhymes :-/

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    Default Re: HELP!! Muzzle rhyme needed

    Quote Originally Posted by Wiseguy View Post
    Don't ever point guns at friends, that could be where the friendship ends!
    Heyta

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