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    Default New IDPA Divisions proposed

    Retro Shooting



    The joke has been made that IDPA's rule set doesn't really reflect actual street carry guns so much as it does actual street carry guns of the early Nineties, and so it should be called Retro Action Shooting or something in recognition of this fact.

    What would be cool would be if this were formalized into a ruleset with maybe a little cosplay added, the way Cowboy Action Shooting and its Wild Bunch and Zoot Shooter spinoffs have done.

    • I'm Too Old For This Shit Division: Must shoot from concealed. Style of sports coat can vary. Revolvers or subcompact single stacks that are era-appropriate. PPKs, J-frames, or you can rock a Model 29...
    • Welcome To The Party, Pal Division: Unconcealed (Concealment Optional.) Large capacity autos permitted. Make sure any Wayfarers are ballistic-rated.
    • Ross Seyfried Division: Single-stack "open" guns circa '80s-early '90s. Bootie shorts, tube socks, porn staches, and foam-front meshback trucker hats are mandatory. Adhesive pornstaches (or faux beards to hide "superface") are allowed for participants unable or unwilling to grow their own facial spinach.


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    Default Re: New IDPA Divisions proposed

    Aaarg.

    You got me so excited. I thought the Tacticool Ninja division with optics and WMLs had been suggested.

    I realized it was too close to the 2017 release with the PCC division but I was hoping.

    Was funny though.

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    Will start working in the Porn stache post haste

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    Default Re: New IDPA Divisions proposed

    I propose a DGAF Division.

    Only the senior competitiors (60 plus) may enter in this div.

    Any gun goes and based on simplified rules where cover lines, mag capacity restrictions, mag change rules and pies dont count. It will be fun.

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    Default Re: New IDPA Divisions proposed

    Maybe I will finally get that diamand set in my gold tooth and pull out that mirror finish 38 super 1911.

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    Default Re: New IDPA Divisions proposed

    Okay... so I need a little guidance here...

    I don't do well with 'subtle'. How many of these suggestions are mildly ironic?
    "Always remember to pillage before you burn"
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    Default Re: New IDPA Divisions proposed

    Quote Originally Posted by Khumba View Post
    I propose a DGAF Division.

    Only the senior competitiors (60 plus) may enter in this div.

    Any gun goes and based on simplified rules where cover lines, mag capacity restrictions, mag change rules and pies dont count. It will be fun.
    So Open then..


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    Default Re: New IDPA Divisions proposed

    The problem with seniors is they're usually grouchy irritable bastards, quite capable of "accidentally discharging" a round in the SO's foot...or pip, then claiming it was a sudden temporary fit of Alzheimers or arthritic fingers.
    I would steer clear of the fuckers, or at the very least watch them extra carefully.

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    Default Re: New IDPA Divisions proposed

    Quote Originally Posted by Glockster View Post
    The problem with seniors is they're usually grouchy irritable bastards, quite capable of "accidentally discharging" a round in the SO's foot...or pip, then claiming it was a sudden temporary fit of Alzheimers or arthritic fingers.
    I would steer clear of the fuckers, or at the very least watch them extra carefully.
    Hey... I resemble those remarks!

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    Default Re: New IDPA Divisions proposed

    The DGAF should all start with "Giy offa mah property!"

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