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02-06-2009, 14:11 #1
Free Vigara for new members introductions
Its been rather quiet on this topic;
So to encourage new members to introduce themselves the sales department came up with the following promotion:
***Viagra***
is offering a free hamper of products pills/gel/lotion & a blue T shirt with a bull on it
to the first two members to overcome there gunsaait shyness.
Conditions apply
E&OE
only valid whilst stocks last.
NOT open to moderators & there extended families.
and corne & phil & friday & boerbok.
;DRecent studies show that 1 out of every 3 liberals are just as dumb as the other 2
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02-06-2009, 14:36 #2
Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions
No fair.
Prone to random kindness, lecherous behaviour, imitating D-cups at speed and an outstanding sense of humour. If you don't agree, well fuck you.
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02-06-2009, 14:42 #3
Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions
Originally Posted by BoerBok
AND
you recently attended your own wedding.
Tyres flat already?
;D
Recent studies show that 1 out of every 3 liberals are just as dumb as the other 2
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02-06-2009, 15:07 #4
Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions
Originally Posted by camouflage762Prone to random kindness, lecherous behaviour, imitating D-cups at speed and an outstanding sense of humour. If you don't agree, well fuck you.
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02-06-2009, 15:24 #5
Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions
happy0065
Aaaaaaaand back to the thread....
C'mon new members, introduce yourelves & you will get a:
A ******viagra*****hamper
with lots of gels, lotions
& a blue bovine T shirt.
At this point the sales dept will even through in some "Free Candy"
Stocks limited
etc
;)
Recent studies show that 1 out of every 3 liberals are just as dumb as the other 2
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02-06-2009, 15:40 #6
Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions
Originally Posted by camouflage762
Wonder who'll post NOW????
Prone to random kindness, lecherous behaviour, imitating D-cups at speed and an outstanding sense of humour. If you don't agree, well fuck you.
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02-06-2009, 15:49 #7
Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions
Originally Posted by camouflage762I am studying an awesome brand of leg fighting which was inspired by dung beetles and I think my brand of Kraft Manure is superior to all other styles ever invented. Furthermore I challenge all other manurists to a rolling contest where we shall establish whose manure ball is the biggest! I shall call it Honest Kraft Manure and declare it superior to all other brands of manure and will tell you that I have claimed the lineage directly to Imshi the great Dragon Kru Master Beetler who invented manuring, by gathering all manure from different animals together and making it work as the worlds most effective fertilizer. I proved myself by being members of not one but three super elite special gardening departments who were responsible for spreading manure to combat weed infestations!
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02-06-2009, 15:49 #8
Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions
Originally Posted by BoerBok
ATT: Newbie
FREE CANDY 4 NEW MEMBERS
GEt Your FREE CANDY & VIAGRA HAMPER
Stocks limitedRecent studies show that 1 out of every 3 liberals are just as dumb as the other 2
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02-06-2009, 15:52 #9
Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions
Originally Posted by ABHM
(Read the small print. No MODS)
;DRecent studies show that 1 out of every 3 liberals are just as dumb as the other 2
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02-06-2009, 16:04 #10
Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions
Originally Posted by ABHMProne to random kindness, lecherous behaviour, imitating D-cups at speed and an outstanding sense of humour. If you don't agree, well fuck you.
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