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    Default Free Vigara for new members introductions

    Its been rather quiet on this topic;
    So to encourage new members to introduce themselves the sales department came up with the following promotion:
    ***Viagra***
    is offering a free hamper of products pills/gel/lotion & a blue T shirt with a bull on it
    to the first two members to overcome there gunsaait shyness.

    Conditions apply
    E&OE
    only valid whilst stocks last.
    NOT open to moderators & there extended families.






    and corne & phil & friday & boerbok.

    ;D
    Recent studies show that 1 out of every 3 liberals are just as dumb as the other 2

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    Default Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions

    No fair.
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    Default Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions

    Quote Originally Posted by BoerBok
    No fair.
    That's life......
    AND
    you recently attended your own wedding.
    Tyres flat already?

    ;D
    Recent studies show that 1 out of every 3 liberals are just as dumb as the other 2

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    Default Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions

    Quote Originally Posted by camouflage762
    Quote Originally Posted by BoerBok
    No fair.
    you recently attended your own wedding.
    Tyres flat already?
    Nope, planning a trip to PE soon and I want to pump up the volume for Corné... :-*
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    Default Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions

    happy0065

    Aaaaaaaand back to the thread....

    C'mon new members, introduce yourelves & you will get a:

    A ******viagra*****hamper
    with lots of gels, lotions
    & a blue bovine T shirt.

    At this point the sales dept will even through in some "Free Candy"

    Stocks limited
    etc
    ;)


    Recent studies show that 1 out of every 3 liberals are just as dumb as the other 2

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    Default Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions

    Quote Originally Posted by camouflage762
    happy0065

    Aaaaaaaand back to the thread....
    hpy71

    Wonder who'll post NOW????

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    Default Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions

    Quote Originally Posted by camouflage762
    happy0065

    Aaaaaaaand back to the thread....

    C'mon new members, introduce yourelves & you will get a:

    A ******viagra*****hamper
    with lots of gels, lotions
    & a blue bovine T shirt.

    At this point the sales dept will even through in some "Free Candy"

    Stocks limited
    etc
    ;)


    how about a free quad espresso and some XE fur!
    I am studying an awesome brand of leg fighting which was inspired by dung beetles and I think my brand of Kraft Manure is superior to all other styles ever invented. Furthermore I challenge all other manurists to a rolling contest where we shall establish whose manure ball is the biggest! I shall call it Honest Kraft Manure and declare it superior to all other brands of manure and will tell you that I have claimed the lineage directly to Imshi the great Dragon Kru Master Beetler who invented manuring, by gathering all manure from different animals together and making it work as the worlds most effective fertilizer. I proved myself by being members of not one but three super elite special gardening departments who were responsible for spreading manure to combat weed infestations!

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    Default Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions

    Quote Originally Posted by BoerBok
    Quote Originally Posted by camouflage762
    happy0065

    Aaaaaaaand back to the thread....
    hpy71

    Wonder who'll post NOW????

    Ok! Ok!
    ATT: Newbie
    FREE CANDY 4 NEW MEMBERS
    GEt Your FREE CANDY & VIAGRA HAMPER
    Stocks limited
    Recent studies show that 1 out of every 3 liberals are just as dumb as the other 2

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    Default Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions

    Quote Originally Posted by ABHM
    Quote Originally Posted by camouflage762
    happy0065

    Aaaaaaaand back to the thread....

    C'mon new members, introduce yourelves & you will get a:

    A ******viagra*****hamper
    with lots of gels, lotions
    & a blue bovine T shirt.

    At this point the sales dept will even through in some "Free Candy"

    Stocks limited
    etc
    ;)


    how about a free quad espresso and some XE fur!
    Get back to the lab!
    (Read the small print. No MODS)

    ;D
    Recent studies show that 1 out of every 3 liberals are just as dumb as the other 2

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    Default Re: Free Vigara for new members introductions

    Quote Originally Posted by ABHM
    Quote Originally Posted by camouflage762
    happy0065
    Aaaaaaaand back to the thread....
    how about a free quad espresso and some XE fur!
    A 'Danger - Stay Back' scarf as well???
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