When you disarm the populace

**FrankH** · 04-01-2015, 23:26

they have to make other plans for self derence,like "long stabby things", bats and golf clubs.

Don't know how she kept a straight face

**PistolBoy** · 04-01-2015, 23:31

That made my night.

**Tango Sierra** · 05-01-2015, 03:13

Awkward turtles all round.

**Defender** · 05-01-2015, 08:21

**drie57** · 05-01-2015, 08:37

Are they from our planet? Certainly not from SA. Here it is not a laughing matter because they normally break into your house and rape, torture and kill. Sometimes they even steal your things.

**SmokinGun** · 05-01-2015, 08:40

lol

**Gunservant** · 05-01-2015, 10:26

Had a good giggle at this.

Then realised that this is kind of it, isn't it? When you have nothing else, you have to resort to household goods, sporting equipment, and tools for self-defence use. Long stabby things are great, as long as the problem isn't too severe for you to handle with a long stabby thing.

Speaking of which, what is this? The Middle Ages? Who protects their house with a pike these days?

**Trundle** · 05-01-2015, 11:03

It's funny and politically correct, until you can no longer defend yourself with a 'long stabby thing'.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/cele...ith-knife.html

But yes, I had a good laugh.