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Thread: Hello from Alabama; USA
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05-01-2010, 20:41 #1
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Hello from Alabama; USA
Thought I'd add this forum to my weekly routine. I'm a Combat OIF Iraq veteran, prior small city Reserve Police Officer - presently a Federal Police Officer for the Department of Veterans Affairs (neat title while duties are mostly like Security Guard for medical clinic - difference being I have arrest powers).
Just saw on the news about Uganda taking a radical stance against homosexuals - is that anywhere near where any of you guys live?
Forgive my ignorance - I'm Geographically Challenged.
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05-01-2010, 20:46 #2
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Uganda is a few thousand miles to the North of us with a few other countries in between.
Welcome to the site, hope you enjoy it.
Sean.Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
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05-01-2010, 22:44 #3
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Welcome dude
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05-01-2010, 23:35 #4
To be more specific,as close as Alabama is, to Alberta in Canada.
Welcome and enjoy :ch"Guns are just tools, the way they're used reflects the society they're apart of, if you don't like guns, blame it on society" ~Chris Kyle
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05-01-2010, 23:45 #5
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Welcome
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06-01-2010, 07:05 #7
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Welcome to Gunsite!
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06-01-2010, 07:17 #8
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Welcome ArmyCop, good to have you on board!
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06-01-2010, 07:29 #9
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Heya
I have a friend in Abalama, he drives a VW bus. Also know a gunny type in Birmingham, havn't spoken to her for a while though.
In South Africa we're extremely tolerant towards gays, polygamists, taxi drivers, single mothers, cash in transit robbers and three fingered psychopathic bikers. We only persecute legal gun owners... *grin*Last edited by wrm; 06-01-2010 at 07:34.
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06-01-2010, 07:37 #10
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Hi, there's your Welcome Pack.
This should answer most of your questions.
Oh, never, but never take us serious.
Meine Ehre heißt Treue
These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner (great sense of humour!).
Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? ( UK )
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town – can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it’s only two thousand kilometres take lots of water…
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa ? ( Sweden )
A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes…
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa ? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town , Knysna and Jeffrey’s Bay? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not…oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is north in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa ? ( France )
A: No, WE don ‘t stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa ? ( Germany )
A: Not yet, but for you, we’ll import them.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round?
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can di spense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour.
Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first.
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