Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 26
  1. #1
    Member BoerBok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Behind you, breaking out the KY... Or JHB
    Age
    45
    Posts
    2,095

    Default Well, slap me silly & call me Susie...

    Lastnight I walk into the house & greet the handbrake, greet the dogs & enquire dutifully about the day, what's news, etc.

    So mommy tells me she wants to do something for self defence or a knife course. (She asked about the M16-14ZSF)

    And we must go shoot again, she wants to learn more.

    confused0083

    This coming from someone that couldn't understand why I take the ASP with when we walk the dogs..?? 2 Days ago???

    Of course I'll pursue this, but it was rather unexpected.

    Anyone experienced a similar about turn?

    Prone to random kindness, lecherous behaviour, imitating D-cups at speed and an outstanding sense of humour. If you don't agree, well fuck you.

  2. #2
    User
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Age
    58
    Posts
    167

    Default Re: Well, slap me silly & call me Susie...

    Yes, my wife decided it was time to get rid of her 5 shot snubbie in favor of a high cap auto.

    Been eyeing a compact Glock happy0065

  3. #3

    Default Re: Well, slap me silly & call me Susie...

    Whew, now I feel much better, I'm not alone. My wife also did an abrupt about turn a few weeks ago and has stated she wants to do a self defense course and learn to handle my guns efficiently, perhaps even get her own.

    Must be some underground network of shooters wives that we don't know about.

    Seriously though, I think our women are far more tuned in to the goings on around us than we care to admit. They percieve things that we don't and I think they're trying to prepare for the mayhem that may come about.

  4. #4
    Moderator SSP's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Posts
    11,992

    Default Re: Well, slap me silly & call me Susie...

    Quote Originally Posted by PIET75
    Yes, my wife decided it was time to get rid of her 5 shot snubbie in favor of a high cap auto.
    Lets not start this off again!! hpy194
    Cattle die, kindred die, every man is mortal:
    But I know one thing that never dies,
    the glory of the great dead.
    Havamal

  5. #5
    Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Posts
    1,675

    Default Re: Well, slap me silly & call me Susie...

    Quote Originally Posted by BoerBok
    So mommy tells me she wants to do something for self defence or a knife course. (She asked about the M16-14ZSF)
    BoerBok, remind me to bring you a copy of "Teaching Women to Shoot: A Law Enforcement Instructor's Guide" by Vicki Farnam and Diane Nicholl on Saturday. Well worth the read if you're gonna teach your finance to shoot etc.
    Is it me or does anyone else find it more than just a little bit creepy when a guy refers to his wife / GF / finance as "mommy"... confused0068

  6. #6

    Default Re: Well, slap me silly & call me Susie...

    Quote Originally Posted by dhignett
    Is it me or does anyone else find it more than just a little bit creepy when a guy refers to his wife / GF / finance as "mommy"... confused0068
    hpy194

    Very creepy indeed.....

  7. #7
    Moderator ikor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Age
    74
    Posts
    8,806

    Default Re: Well, slap me silly & call me Susie...

    Quote Originally Posted by Corné
    Quote Originally Posted by dhignett
    Is it me or does anyone else find it more than just a little bit creepy when a guy refers to his wife / GF / finance as "mommy"... confused0068
    hpy194

    Very creepy indeed.....
    Just remember...if you only use the feathers it is 'kinky'...it's not 'perveted' unless you use the WHOLE chicken! ;D
    Run Fast, Bite Hard!

  8. #8
    Moderator Thorkind's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Age
    50
    Posts
    3,244

    Default Re: Well, slap me silly & call me Susie...

    happy0065
    Because a thing seems difficult to you, do not think it impossible for anyone to accomplish - Marcus Aurelius

  9. #9
    User
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Age
    46
    Posts
    29,307

    Default Re: Well, slap me silly & call me Susie...

    So tell me Susie whos the daddy?

  10. #10
    Member BoerBok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Behind you, breaking out the KY... Or JHB
    Age
    45
    Posts
    2,095

    Default Re: Well, slap me silly & call me Susie...

    Corné, who else would there be?

    We may be seperated and the wedding's off, but it doesn't kill our animal attraction to each other...

    :-*

    you asked for it... ;D
    Prone to random kindness, lecherous behaviour, imitating D-cups at speed and an outstanding sense of humour. If you don't agree, well fuck you.

Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 59
    Last Post: 26-08-2014, 18:28
  2. VIP Protection Personnel Slap Journo...
    By Springer in forum Small Talk
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 18-11-2013, 15:08
  3. A little slap and tickle
    By bigal in forum Small Talk
    Replies: 27
    Last Post: 14-09-2009, 09:26

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •